Thursday, July 21, 2011

Why isn't my moonshine strong?

i dont think you can use bakers yeast because the alcohol kills it you must use brewers yeast so the yeast doesnt die off from alcohol

Why are movies funnier the first time than the second time you seem them?

I saw dinner for schmucks in theatres and I thought it was great and hilarious! I bought it today and am watching it now and its not as funny as I remembered...so why?

What is the resultant velocity if?

a person rows his boat in a stream with a speed of 2 m/s and the water in the stream is flowing perpendicular to the direction of flow ?

Can someone please tell me what's wrong with music these days?! Rap Music.?

Record companies are in it for the money, not talent. Whatever the people want to buy they'll continue making until something else comes along.

Why do some aquatic organisms found in rivers and streams have streamlined bodies?

You just answered your own question. It's because they live in water. Their shape helps them to cut through the water quicker.

Ok so like please answer like does he love me or is he just a total creep?

omg so like theres this really hot guy and his name is ethan baker and like i think i'm in love with him. so like we were sitting underneath this bridge like thing and i think it was in paris idk anyways so like we were sitting there and he suddenly yanks my head his way and stares blankly into my eyes for like omg idek it was like an hour and he was like 'my love, your so pretty i just wanna eat up all your fingernails' then i smiled cuz it was really sweet and then like he grabbed my hand and actually started EATING MY FINGERNAILS i was like *GASP* WTC ARE U DOING UR SUCH A FREAK and then i ran away and he chased me and i was wearing heals so like i tripped and he tackled me and i feared for my life OMG! but then he like smiled and kissed me and i think i'm in love like i met him yesterday and it was totally just meant to be like were getting married and yeah. like i love him. so like. answer my question.

Can any bakers (anybody) help me with this cake idea!-sheetcake!?

i would like to do a 2-layer sheetcake with possibly a strawberry filling. i really need an Amazing WHITE cake recipe "and" directions on how to do a white layerwed sheet cake! its for my parents 25th aniversary -long story short, my sister-in-law's being a total jerk about it almost because im going to baking and pastry school in a couple months and she is almost trying to put pressure on me saying i should do all this other crap and trying to make me nervouse and sorry its just really upsetting me:( anyway could anyone please PLEASE help me with this? i would just love to do an awesome white sheetcake with 2 layers if any of you have some great recipes! (i really want to show her up so she knows i can do this on MY OWN! thank you so much! also-if anyone knows any great fillings to go between the two layers could you help me out? im thinking buttercream frosting because my mom isnt a fan of the fondent-just wondering if thats a good combo also. thanks. i mean jeeze, im going to baking school to LEARN this stuff. my sister in law seem to think i should know everything already. ugh